Brussels
Where: The Belgian capital serves as the headquarters for the EU institutions, NATO, and a fully operational bureaucracy. The absence of a city government negates the need for permission regarding civic matters.
Pros: Numerous office buildings in the European Quarter remain vacant as personnel are away in Provence until September. The photo opportunity for Trump and Putin alongside the statue of King Leopold II presents a notable highlight.
Cons: The city has garnered negative perceptions, with Trump labeling it a hellhole. There is also the risk of Trump mistakenly ordering filet Américain under the impression it is a burger, reports 24brussels.
Snake Island
Where: Located in the Black Sea, also referred to as Zmiinyi Island.
Pros: Accessibility for President Zelenskyy and the appealing ring of the “Snake Island Accord.”
Cons: It could be confused with Brazil’s Snake Island, known for its dangerous snakes. In a bold exchange in February 2022, a Ukrainian soldier infamously told a Russian warship, “Go fuck yourself.” This might linger in Putin’s memory. The island suffers from a lack of quality accommodations, having sustained bombardment from Russian forces.
UFC Fight Night Doha
Where: The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) event is set to take place in Qatar this November.
Pros: The logistical aspect is simplified for Trump due to the Qataris providing him a plane. UFC head Dana White maintains close ties with Trump, with plans for a UFC event at the White House during next year’s July 4 celebrations. Furthermore, involving Zelenskyy and Putin in a match, with Trump as special guest referee, would attract significant viewership.
Cons: Concerns arise as many involved do not express strong support for democratic principles.
Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Where: A landscaping business in Philadelphia, flanked by a sex shop and a crematorium, which gained notoriety when former Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani mistakenly held a press conference there.
Pros: The venue possesses experience hosting high-profile events and offers ample on-site parking.
Cons: It is easy to confuse with the city’s actual Four Seasons hotel, as Giuliani apparently did.
Death Star
Where: A fictional space station and superweapon from the Star Wars franchise.
Pros: The striking visuals present a compelling aspect. In exchange for withdrawing from all occupied territories in Ukraine, Putin could humorously be given a planet like Tatooine or Dagobah.
Cons: There are significant challenges regarding transportation. The structure was nearly obliterated by the Rebel Alliance, with only remnants remaining. Its fictional nature may or may not appeal to Trump and Putin.
